Waiter, there's a ___ in my soup!

[Tsutarja]

didn't you hear? the acid is supposed to dissolve in the soup to add to the flavor!

waiter, there's a forum in my soup!

 

[Aquacorde]

Well, it's nice to have company while you eat, right?

Waiter, there's a nametag in my soup!

 

[Devalue]

Missed the rest of it. Contains all the nutrition information as well. Wanted you to get to know your soup.

Waiter! Found a wasp in this soup!

 

[Tsutarja]

that's ok, he's a mud dauber and those don't sting! enjoy the extra protein too!

waiter, there's a glass shard in my soup!

 

[Devalue]

Consists of sugar, not glass. Designed it to melt as you eat.

Waiter! Found a paper clip in this soup!

 

[ReKoil]

It's a free tooth pick!

Waiter! There's an outdated meme in my soup!

Spoiler:

 

[Aquacorde]

It gives it a classic flavor, don't worry!

Waiter, there's a brick in my soup!

 

[5qwerty]

Hey! Chef Westbrook specifically put tthat in there!

Waiter, there's a MissingNo in my soup!

 

[ReKoil]

You must've run up and down alongside the curb outside for too long!

Waiter, there's a chef's hat in my soup!

 

[Tsutarja]

that's just the filter to get the acidity out of the tomatoes that were used! the flavor remains!

waiter, there's an earbud in my soup!

 

[Lavender]

It's just listening to music!

Waiter, There's a dragon in my soup!

 

[Aquacorde]

That happens sometimes when we garnish with gold leaf, I apologize.

Waiter, there's a doorknob in my soup!

 

[ReKoil]

You took too long to eat the soup then! So long that the dragon eggs in it hatched =\

That soup is a door to another dimension. 😉

Waiter, there's a birthday card in my soup!
and it's not for me!

 

[5qwerty]

It's for your mother! Tell her thanks for being a regular here!

Waiter, there is a suspicious man in my soup!

 

[Aquacorde]

That's just Soup Can Sam. He's authorized.

Waiter, there's a ship in my soup!

 

[Tsutarja]

oh sorry that was just the newest toy from mcdonald's that can float in liquid!

waiter, there's a wrench in my soup!

 

[Aquacorde]

Oh, we were fixing the soup sink with that. I was wondering...

Waiter, there's soap in my soup!

 

[SteCisGreendog]

Haven't you heard? This is revolutionary in the art of cuisine. Food that cleans dirt from your organs and passes through your body. It's like a bath for your bowels!

Waiter, there's a wedding ring in my soup!

 

[Arcaneum]

Not to get your hopes up but... it seems someone left that in there. I'll take that now in case they come back.

Waiter, there's nothing in my soup!

 

[Tsutarja]

well, there's gotta be something in the soup if there's soup, right?

waiter, there's a piece of tape in my soup!