What kind of blonde moments do you have?

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    I'll try and drink out of a water bottle with the cap still on at least once a day
     
    At least once a week I'll absentmindedly try fill a glass of water from the tap while not realising the glass is upside down
    So far no one has noticed but it's a matter of time

    Edit: This is less blonde moment and more 'unintentional Dali moment'
     
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    I put my empty cup in the fridge and the milk in the cabinet
    I cook extra food to make lunches for work then forget it on the counter
     
    I've occasionally had a "brunette moment" where I store trash in the shelf and throw out the good stuff. :(

    But the worst thing I did was pouring myself a glass of milk and taking a laaaarge sip of it...only to find out it was buttermilk. xD
     
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    I'm blonde so my entire life is a blonde moment.

    In both the literal and figurative sense. I'm serious. I don't think I can go an entire hour with some kind of fuck up, lol. I'm just super clumsy, and because of my ADHD I have the attention span and spatial awareness of a three year old.

    My "blonde moment" today was submitting a lengthy reply to a thread only to realize it was completely off topic.
     
    I am for some reason not good at planning movements with my hands well, so when I have to hold multiple things and perform some action at the same time it's suuper clumsy and literally everyone who sees me goes "that could be done easier", but I cannot for my life visualize how unless someone explicitly shows me. That happens from time to time, mostly I try to avoid situations like that by taking the time to things in a sequence. This only makes sense to me and I have stopped trying to explain why doing everything differently won't work out for me. xD

    Thank god I'm good at moving my legs and feet.
     
    I forget how to tell the time
     
    I'll be looking for something, such as my nano... only to realize that it's right there. I do the same thing with my phone sometimes. Like, I'll go look for it in my room or something and realize it was right beside me the whole entire time...
     
    You know those typos where your brain gets ahead of your fingers so you end up skipping a word or words and it completely changes the meaning of a sentence? Yeah I do that all the time.

    I also do the your/you're and its/it's thing constantly even though I am completely aware of the difference. I just don't notice until after I've sent something and end up correcting myself.
     
    i put pens on my ears sometimes and then can't find them for a solid 5 minutes
     
    I lose my glasses while wearing them.
    I wonder where my phone is while holding it.
    I lose my keys *everywhere*.
     
    Last night at work this guy was eating in the bar area right in front of me and when he came to pay I asked him whereabouts he'd been sitting even though I had talked to him several times and knew where he sat I don't know what happened.
     
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