you spot a creepy clown irl

[Sirfetch’d]

wyd

 

[Corrin]

Definitely run

 

[Syndrome]

 

[Aurora]

The first thing I'd do is try and quell some of my emotions, as - obviously - I'd be a bit shaken. To do this, I would use the advice of a great, wise sage: 'Ok be calm'.

The second thing I'd do is assess whether or not the clown is hostile. If not, and they're just kidding around, then it'd be all good. I'd just have a bit of a laugh and walk away. If not, and they're gearing up to attack me, I'd have to take some sort of action. Running would be the easiest, but should that not be possible I'd need to fight back. Usually, I carry stationery around with me, which would be the best option; for instance, these items of stationery could double as projectiles.

The third thing depends on whether or not I lose or win. If I were to lose, I would apply the alternate course of action from Step 2 and get the hell out of there. If I were to win, though, I'd shout at the clown, running away in humiliation, these simple words:

★ABR: i just
★ABR: dont wanna lose

 

[Cay]

 

[pastelspectre]

i'd cower in fear and probably die tbh bc i'm a coward. i like clowns in theory but if i see one irl i will like, die.

 

[EC]

There are pictures of one all over the local McDonald's.

 

[Somewhere_]

If I am looking out the window, probably just stare back to make sure it doesnt go anywhere.

If i see it in public, make sure I'm with a group of people or keep my distance.

If its just me and the clown somewhere, run.

 

[Arsenic]

Nothing, because it wont happen, because it's just a stupid thing that happened a few time that's blown out of proportion by the news. Kinda like the Bathsalt zombie apocolypse.

If I did by some direct action of god himself come across this situation, I'd put a bullet in the idiots chest and then make sure he fully understood that he was going to die in a f**king clown suit. I mean really, aside from torture, I cant imagine a worse way to die than in child molester makeup and a wig.

And if I don't have a gun, well then I can use the pocket knife I always carry. It's not like someone in a clown suit will actually be able to fight back.

And yes, stuff like this stupid clown craze does urk me. Smarten up, cattle.

 

[Nah]

burn it with dragon fire




But in reality I'd just keep my distance.

 

[Sylphiel]

To be honest, I would probably just end up wondering what a clown is doing just randomly being there.

And then I'll wonder if there's something going on nearby and maybe that would explain why one is around.

 

[gimmepie]

I'd have so many questions. First and foremost "why?"

 

[Meganium]

Sing this song, and then leave.

 

[blue]

drive at it

 

[maccrash]

one of my friends spotted one wandering around my town last night at about 2:50 in the morning, purportedly, so needless to say, I'm Intrigued.

 

[Esper]

Laugh at it. Clowns are naturally afraid of laughter, having never heard it before in their lives.

Whatever you do, don't start crying. That will signal them to attack.

 

[Megan]

Buy some Potions from them?

 

[kingdenas]

Run.

 

[Altairis]

Fight. Though I head some clowns had machetes. Then I'd definitely run.

 

[kingdenas]

Fight. Though I head some clowns had machetes. Then I'd definitely run.

I saw a video with one with an electric saw....