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You've just been given access to the admin control panel

ban maccrash for demoting me I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS DAMMIT
You don't even need Admin CP access to do that now lol



But what would I do if I had access to the Admin CP? Idk really
 
THEN I'LL DELETE MACCRASH FROM THE MEMBERBASE HOW ABOUT THAT
 
Add horrible jokes to the random welcome messages that I think are funny because I am not funny. Then I would make the welcome lounge mandatory to post in for all new members to prevent more spam.

Also add in a requirement to put "BadSheep rules" in everyone's signature for at least one day so I feel good lol.
 
Rename every current regular and then give them silly and fantastic new usernames, obviously.

And then rename/make a staff rank for each European nobility title that exists in English. Rukario's new rank title would be "Holy Roman Emperor", obviously. Or would it be "The Pope"? IDK. Something that fits in the theme that conveys that he's the site founder.

And then I'd rename PC "The Holy Roman Empire".

And then I'd change staff usernames to add "of *insert historic European province/territory name here*" to the end of them.

Like, for instance, my username in this hypothetical would be: "Grand Emperor Alfred Bach of Bavaria" or something to that effect.

There is clearly nothing that can go wrong with this idea. Nothing at all.
 
Ban:
- wolf
- Chase (first order of business)
Rename:
- Anti
- Yoshikko
- Dark Azelf
- flight
Delete:
- This entire subforum, but archive the "What is your sexuality?" and milk threads for posterity.

Then mass-graffiti / desecrate every member's profile with the kind of distasteful pictures and messages Chase sends me every day. Subforum descriptions will be redone courtesy of the Fifty Shades text generator. User flight (once renamed) shall be one position below me, so she can only stare helplessly at the destruction, with Syn as her co-staff.
 
Would totally change vBulletin so that it minifies the HTML for every page omg. Just doing this for the initial response would greatly reduce latency for everything else. Everybody gets faster load times.

Make it so whenever someone made a post, all the letters they typed in their post were randomly exchanged with each other. :D

At least the dyslexics are happy.
 
Change the banner to photos of Pepe McMichael and train the members of this forum for the Yeti Invasions that will one day be upon us.
 
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