y'all ever accidentally swear in front of kids or your parents or your priest or like just someone you shouldn't swear while speaking to bc i can't get over how last month i just casually dropped an f bomb to my mom on the phone. she was talking to me about coming over for mother's day and jokingly suggested me making her some mac and cheese and fish sticks "because i had to make that for y'all so much back in the day" and i said i could probably make some good grown up m&c and fish sticks honestly and i was like "yeah i can make that four cheese mac and get some good batter, cut up some fuckin fish" and she was like WHAT DID YOU SAY????? CUT UP SOME WHAT NOW????????? SOME EFFIN FISH???????
i am writing this post as a ghost now as i was murdered over the phone
i am writing this post as a ghost now as i was murdered over the phone