Writes about all the best scams. Disguises them as shopping stories, charitable acts, and good fortune to prevent it ever being used as evidence. Will give you an entry from last year.
December 12, 2021
Dear Diary,
Worked at the animal shelter today. Cleaned out a few cages. Scrubbed one awful one for a while to remove the gamey smell. Must not get many volunteers this time of year. Would not have been so smelly, if so. Stresses the importance of volunteering, though.
Played with all the cute kitties, of course. Really loved the feather this time. Coaxed shy little Cally into accepting some pets too.
Surprised the workers with gifts at the end. Gave them all dongles with a special computer security program. Seemed quite appreciative of the gifts. Hopefully protects them against malicious credit card thieves and other nasty malware. Heard stories about those thieves recently. What kind of terrible person would do that?
Slipped the shelter an anonymous donation as well. Totaled $121,450. Ought to make a huge difference around there. Feels so good to help people.
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What are some good objects to place in this time capsule to remind people of 2021?