Best/Cringiest Pickup Lines

[Fairy]

Just when I think the first reply in the thread is the best one, I see this. Well played.

bows

 

[Starlight]

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants!


🤢

 

[Fairy]

 

[Soaring Sid]

NOT A PICKUP LINE

I entered this thread without knowing what a pickup line was.

Now after going through it, I am wiser than I was before I entered this thread. Keep going!

I'd order a pizza for both of us, but you're already taking a pizza my heart

That was an impressive pun and it was hilarious too!

Edit: I still don't understand some of them :|

 

[Austin]

i have some fine ones

if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple
are you a parking ticket? because you've got fine written all over you
if you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine

 

[Nah]

"I put the STD in stud, all I need is U."

I probably laughed at this more than I should have but holy shit just imagine someone seriously using this one

I'd probably just turn around and walk away without a word

 

[Mercurybro]

Hey girl are you Hideo Kojima cause you just gave us all a Solid Snake

 

[Squirtlenator]

I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.

 

[RadEmpoleon]

I had a pickup line in mind, but you're so beautiful you made me forget it.

 

[Squirtlenator]

They might ask you to leave soon… You're making all the other women look bad.

 

[Orcaline]

hey are you a pizza cos I wanna take you out of the box and eat the box

 

[Orcaline]

Hey are you Tyler cos you should snap a brudda back :femme2:

 

[Roni]

Hey are you Tyler cos you should snap a brudda back :femme2:

hey are you Inky cos i'm reporting you for double posting :femme2:

 

[Corrin]

I have a question.
Has anyone ever attempted to flirt or use a pickup line? How did it go?

 

[Mab]

I have a question.
Has anyone ever attempted to flirt or use a pickup line? How did it go?

i dont even know how to talk to people, pickup lines are way outside my comfort zone

 

[Lady Bisharp]

I have a question.
Has anyone ever attempted to flirt or use a pickup line? How did it go?

Only as a joke... so no, not really. I already cringe when other people use pickup lines or flirt with me (unless I'm dating them, obviously), so I'd feel awkward doing it myself. It doesn't help that I'm also terrible at it, haha.

I remember a few months ago, someone told me something along the lines of "the police should come and arrest you because it should be illegal to be as hot as you", and as much as I liked that person as a friend, hearing that made me die inside... -.-"

 

[Fleurdelis]

one time... it ended with a shovel straight on my skull

ever since... PC bullied me with shovels

 

[Orcaline]

I have a question.
Has anyone ever attempted to flirt or use a pickup line? How did it go?

I have never but if I ever do I will let you all know assuming I don't instantly cringe up and die

 

[Roni]

I have a question.
Has anyone ever attempted to flirt or use a pickup line? How did it go?

yeah no my pick up lines stay digital lmao. i only ever used them on my gf even when we were already really close and stuff. i'm just not that type.

 

[Orcaline]

Hey are you Roni cos seeing you is the highlight of my day