Capture that Pichu!!

[FeraligatrMaster]

My Greninja throws Water Shuriken at your Excadrill, causing it to drop the Pichu. My Greninja grabs the Pichu and runs off with it.

 

[Hyzenthlay]

My Carnivine trips up your Greninja with Vine Whip and catches the Pichu as it goes flying through the air, then levitates off with it!

 

[Sheep]

Alakazam fades out of nowhere and uses Psychic to stop Carnivine in its tracks, then scoops Pichu away using its telekinetic powers!

 

[Caite-chan]

Mr. Mime pops up and uses Reflect on Alakazam before Hypnosis on Pichu to put it to sleep and run off with it.

 

[FeraligatrMaster]

My Dragapult bypasses Mr. Mime's Reflect and takes the Pichu away.

 

[RadEmpoleon]

However, my Zoroark disguised itself as a Pichu and attacked your Dragapult. Then Zoroark ran off with the real Pichu.

 

[Sheep]

I send out Goodra which uses its sticky slime to make Zoroark trapped and unable to move, then tell it to grab the Pichu and run!

 

[FeraligatrMaster]

My Starmie catches up to your Goodra, freezes it with an Ice Beam, and takes the Pichu with it.

 

[RadEmpoleon]

I tell the Pichu to use Thunder Shock on Starmie, which causes Starmie to drop it, and I swoop in and grab Pichu.

 

[FeraligatrMaster]

I send out a Grapploct to strangle you! Now that the Pichu is free again, it's mine for the taking.

 

[RadEmpoleon]

My Gardevoir used Psychic to get the Grapploct off of me, then she teleported and took Pichu back.

 

[Sheep]

Surprise! My Bunnelby was hiding underground and suddenly emerged using Dig to grab Pichu away from an unsuspecting Gardevoir.

 

[Roni]

Ditto! good job on being a double agent transforming into Sheep's Bunnelby to grab Pichu for me. now come back here and lemme have it!

 

[Bug]

Lucario! Use vacuum wave to slurp that Pichu right out of Ditto's grasp!

 

[Roni]

aha but my trusty Giratina's right on time to transport Pichu with it to the Distortion World and back to me. Later suckers!

 

[Sheep]

except my Sableye has been hiding in the shadows of the distortion world for a while now, so he will sneak up and run out with Pichu!

 

[Roni]

ooh but Arceus appears from the heavens and b a n i s h e s everyone else.

shoot pls unbanish Pichu so i can get him Mr. Arceus sir

 

[FeraligatrMaster]

Marshadow lurks in the shadows, punches Arceus in the face, and takes the Pichu away with it.

 

[Roni]

But my Abra swiftly Teleports in front of Marshadow, yoinks Pichu, then teleports away!

 

[Sheep]

Marshadow pops out under Abra from the shadows and swipes Pichu away!