~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Starlight]

Granted! But now they're ALL bad for you too!

I wish I knew what to do.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now you're conflicted on the "if you should do it".

I wish for actually finding motivation to do cooking.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you can now cook zealously for hours on end only to end up making a single omelette. Which tastes kinda stale.... enjoy! 😏

I wish for a machine that automatically sorts my trash for me.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but after you've sorted it all out the people who take all your trash throw it all back together, anyway.

I wish for motivation to leave bed in the morning.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but you find yourself tied to your bed with ropes!

I wish become Pokécommunity Daily's Number One Pokémon Interviewer!

 

[Starlight]

Granted! But you become so efficient, you completely run out of people to interview in 3 days!

I wish unfounded hate was made socially and legally unacceptable

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but the punishment for such is brutal and only causes fear.

I wish that the new pokemon games will feature many pokemon that have been getting left out of the dex.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you need to hunt down 10.000 Alolan Diglet to unlock them, and they can only be found in order, meaning the second one won't even spawn till you find the first one.

I wish for a nice comfy pillow for my sore feet =3

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it keeps falling to the floor so you have to constantly get up and pick it up again!

I wish for peace of mind.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted. You have learned Amnesia.

I wish to interview Diantha and her Gardevoir!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. You get to interview them by being their target practice as they unleash attack after attack onto you. At least you can fact check how strong those attacks are, right?

I wish for a Donkey Kong 64 remaster.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but they introcude 150 new different collectibles that are all in some way needed in order to beat the game. And half of them can only be obtained the the Kong you like the least.

I wish for being left alone from work.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but now you're bored, at home, and you hear the neighbour's dog continuously barking all day when you're at home.

I wish to know 100 decimals of pi.

 

[Citra La Magicienne]

1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890
They're in there somewhere, I promise.

I wish I had a Pokemon plush for every single Pokemon.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it's not only all existing Pokemon. It's also all special forms, all fakemons and all future Pokemon, as well. They are also life sized and you run quickly out of houses to store them in!

I wish for no more heat waves.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, hopefully you'll like a nice Fimbulwinter instead =D

I wish for a nice Sunday for everyone on PC. Happiness for all =3

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but now very non-user of PC has a terrible Sunday :(

I wish to talk to a pharaoh.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but they don't agree with you because they have some very outdated opinions. And they get tired of you very quickly. I hope you know how to build a pyramid. :)

I wish for enough energy to survive the day.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted.

Spoiler:

😇 😙

I wish for a big cake =D

 

[Retek]

I wish for a big cake =D

Granted! It's a REALLY big cake! And as you're about to cut it, your forum friends jump out of it and give you a HUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HUG!! 😊 🤗