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Oh officer, I can explain.

Correct I have seven Pokeballs on my person. I only have two Pokemon though Lilligant and Vileplume. The rest of the Pokeballs are empty.

Hold it right there, Did you just ask Bugsy if he is a boy or a girl. What is wrong with you?
 
It's my dream to become a Pok?mon Professor one day, so I decided to start by copying the habits of the most famous one of them all! ^^

Hey, what are you doing with a party full of hybrid monstrosities? Pok?mon can't actually fuse like that, right?!
Well, except maybe Kyurem and Necrozma. But still.
 
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Officer, thank Arceus you're here! You have to inform trainers to stop breeding their Pokémon with Ditto! These monstrosities... they're everywhere! D:

Alright, fess up. You've been witnessed spray-painting the words "praise Sandshrew" all over the city. What kind of a weirdo are you, anyway?
 
W-wait, officer! I have a good reason for doing so! This shady guy forced me to do it, and he threatened to poison my ice cream if I didn't! ;__; If you need to know his true identity, I will gladly sell him out!
His name starts with an "L."

You there! Did you just select two different moves in the same turn?! That's against the rules, isn't it?
 
No, not if you have more than one DS. I was lonely so I battled myself. I selected one move on this game and another on the other game.

I have never seen such dark magic! Taking innocent pokedolls and turning them evil, sending them to take over the world. You purify those pokemon dolls at once or face life in prison!
 
As most Pokedolls are of Clefairy I had to improvise. My customers want a Gengar doll so I dyed the Clefairy Doll Purple and gave them red eyes.

Hold it right there, How do you have your hair in a ponytail in Alola? That style is not one of the accepted styles (Unless you are a beauty trainer or female golfer which you are not) in the region. It is the law that you have an accepted style.
 
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Officer Jenny I was kidnapped right off the streets of Lumiose City! There I was strolling away from my favorite salon with a freshly styled ponytail, and a youngish teacher with tan skin, an open shirt, cap and a talking pokedex that looked like a rotom knocked me out with the help of 3 starter pokemon I had never seen before, an owl, a kitten and a seal! He also had a scruffy, beige puppy pokemon on his shoulder. This guy acts real friendly but is very dangerous! He tied me up, gagged me and threw me in the back of his trunk. Then have drove me to this weird island with giant pokemon and regional variants with strange colors. He was going to use me in an experiment with something called z crystal! I just broke a window and escaped from his laboratory as he was coming after me with the syringe. Arrest him officer!!!!! HELP! I need an ambulance!!!!!


How come your shiny Persian is a gorgeous jet black with intense midnight blue eyes? Persian's shiny is supposed to look almost exactly the same as the normal form! This is fishy...
 
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Well you see this is not a Shiny Persian at all it is simply a rare mutation which gives it a much darker coat than usual. No Shiny Stars here just a rare coloration. It's so rare it has to be registered with the Kanto Cat Protection League.

Hold it right there, Why did you turn that Socialite into a Gardevoir then catch her using a Quick Ball? Pokemancy has been illegal for some 500 years.
 
But officer! It's 2018, Pokémon have rights too! The socialite has been a Gardevoir all this time, and you should accept that.
...as for why I captured her... Uh. *runs*

Hey, is this tap water with a "Fresh Water" label on it you're selling here? That's deceit!

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W-wait, officer! I have a good reason for doing so! This shady guy forced me to do it, and he threatened to poison my ice cream if I didn't! ;__; If you need to know his true identity, I will gladly sell him out!
His name starts with an "L."
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You traitor!

...uhm I mean, huh what? I have no idea whoever you might be talking about. I don't know people starting with L, absolutely not.
 
But officer, this water just came fresh from the sink! That counts, doesn't it? :D

You there! Did you just paint a Poké Ball to look like a Master Ball and then sell it for a ridiculous price?


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I don't know people starting with L, absolutely not.
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Right, because we all know you're telling the truth when you say your name is actually Hairy Arachnid Nanoscopic. ;)
 
Officer, didn't they taught you that there are 18 different types up until today? My Pokémon were using Play Rough and Moonblast, they're Fairy-Type moves!

Now, is it just me, or did you just use two Pokémon against one?
 
Officer, it's not something you can easily follow, but my Pokemon just used Double Team to raise its evasion. See, there's just one now. It's your move now, by the way.

Hold on a second...the Day-Care Center recently reported a bunch of Pokemon Eggs stolen, and I notice in your party that you have a few Pokemon Eggs. Care to explain?
 
Officer, all I was doing was trying to lure out and catch Frillish. Rumor has it they fade in and out around this gym statue. They're both a ghost and a water type, so I thought a fishing rod would be the best way!

Is there a reason why you're coming into the Pok?Mart with a hood and black mask on? You're not planning a robbery, are you?
 
I don't want to steal it because I own it, stranger.

Since we're talking about crimes, you're not planning to steal MY truck, are you?
 
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