The Official Mafia Quote Thread

[Abby]

Yesterday On shnarps.
Yuki And Abby were the final two.
And Kiyo Got confused


Kiyo: GET HIM
Kiyo: Wait
Kiyo : Neither of you are him's

 

[Zehn]

Our Administrator Shenanigans

[20:31:11] Zehn: we need to get PC a new potato
[20:31:26] Zehn: or even upgrade to a lemon I don't really care
[20:31:28] #georgebest: its potato is alright mostly
[20:31:42] #georgebest: but its potato is a bit cloudflarey right now
[20:31:56] #georgebest: and could really do with some optimisation
[20:32:04] #georgebest: its like it's mashed potato
[20:32:07] #georgebest: but it should be baked potato
[20:32:11] #georgebest: which is undeniably better
[20:32:41] Zehn: We need to make sure not too cook it took long
[20:32:55] Zehn: burnt potato is not any better than massed potato
[20:33:23] Zehn: or we might even get burnt mashed potato
[20:34:12] #georgebest: jesus thatd be a crisis
...
[20:34:38] Zehn: seriously guys you interrupted the metaphorical potato talk

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

This week on How I Lynched Your Mother ...​

PaladinBo... | yikes
PaladinBo... | no rr on death?
alvmonste... | oh
PaladinBo... | oh
GreyBidoo... | oh
Collector... | ho
alvmonste... | ho
GreyBidoo... | ho
Collector... | christmas motherfuckers
alvmonste... | All I want for christmas is a babe with a 12 inch waist
Collector... | All I want for christmas is alv to stop being a shallow materialistic prick
Collector... | I mean
Collector... | Donuts
GreyBidoo... | donuts mmmmmmmmm
alvmonste... | Donuts are shit
GreyBidoo... | omg
PaladinBo... | WE MUST LYNCH ALVMONSTER
PaladinBo... | ONLY A MAFIA SCUM WOULD HATE DONUTS
GreyBidoo... | PaladinBonnie said ONLY A MAFIA SCUM WOULD HATE DONUTS
PaladinBo... | PaladinBonnie said ONLY A MAFIA SCUM WOULD HATE DONUTS
Collector... | PaladinBonnie said ONLY A MAFIA SCUM WOULD HATE DONUTS
alvmonste... | Only a piece of shit mafia scum would bw on donuts
alvmonste... | but you know
alvmonste... | you are what you eat
Collector... | do you have no god sire
alvmonste... | no
alvmonste... | because a god that saw fit to make donuts
alvmonste... | is no god i wish to worship
GreyBidoo... | BURN HIM AT THE STAKE
PaladinBo... | DIEDIEDIE
PaladinBo... | GOD IS DEAD
GreyBidoo... | DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
Collector... | LYNCH THE PROFLIGATE
PaladinBo... | DONUTS ARE THE ONLY THING WE HAVE LEFT
GreyBidoo... | hope theres a bunch of donuts in hell

maybe next time I won't delete the randos from the conversation by giving Grey their lines​

 

[Winter]

POKEPICTIONARY SHOWCASE

​

Here to accompany Gunner's Wailmer - Candy's Cloyster.

"It looks like a Smurf." - Nagi's Jumpluff

ALL HAIL BLARZIGORD - Sigilyph by yours truly~

 

[Ullion]

Bardothren on the topic of Football vs American Football:

How hard can it be when you don't even need to use your arms?

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

Now Syn's standing in the dungeon, stabbing up Christos, minding his own business

In storms Elwood in a salty rage ... "I've been redirecting your damage" he says,

he was crazy

and he kept on screaming - "I've been redirecting your damage!"

And then he ran into my sword.

Won't though, all aboard the Chain Train!

[CHOO CHOO] Collector Elwood

Thinking and Watching.

Attacking? Attacking.

[Attack] Collector Elwood

I believe we have reached some form of consensus. Very well.

[Attack] Collector Elwood

[attack] Collector Elwood

[Attack] Collector Elwood

RIP Cubchoo scum

Down with the Polar Bear.

[ATTACK] Collector Elwood

[Attack] Collector Elwood

That should just about do it.

[Attack] Collector Baewood

[attack] Collector Elwood

so I'll just have to hope for the best and [attack] Collector Elwood

[attack] Collector Elwood

[Attack] Collector Elwood

Omg I'm sorry Kiyo that was an accident

[attack]Collector Elwood

[attack] Collector Elwood

Let's kill this fool already

[Attack] Collector Elwood

[Attack] Collector Elwood

[ATTACK] Collector Elwood

I hope so badly you're the necromancer. >(

I guess I'll just attack him today.

[Attack] Collector Elwood

Ah whatever. [Attack] Corpse Collector Elwood

There goes my hopes on you Kiyo.

[Attack]Collector Elwood

He ran into my sword twenty times.

 

[Bidoof FTW]

Death Note Entry #6

BidoofFTW shall have the sudden urge to visit his favorite bidoof paraphernalia store. Upon leaving the store, carrying an armful of bidoof plushies, masks, and costumes, the metal supports holding up the giant bidoof statue above the store will crack, sending the statue tumbling onto BidoofFTW. He shall die of the resulting injuries no later than 11:00 PM on August 13, 2015.

(sun)

 

[Salzorrah]

Yukie: Well I'm going to go have some nice bonding time with my right hand.
Weiss: WHAT
Candy: WHAT
Johnny: WHAT
Gunner: DONT FORGET TO LOCK THE DOORS YUKIE
Gunner: DONT ****ING FORGET THE DOORS

 

[faer]

I did get a break earlier but I didn't want to interfere with the Doofus Mustbang saltwars :c

 

[Salzorrah]

The UG is the best
**** all da rest
we salty like potassium
gonna wreck ya assium
we got faeries, and thrones,
lycans eat ya bones

no klip just no

 

[Strange]

Two hours later...

Straight outta UG
Crazy motha ****a named Klippy
From the gang called Snails with Attitude
When I'm killed off, I got a [sawed off]
Click my mouse and faeries get hauled off
You too, doof, if you **** wit me
The admins gonna have to come n get me
off yo ass, cause that's how I'm voted out
For the punk lycan ****as that's showin out

Snails start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Salt em and cook em like escargot; I'm humble
Goin off on a doof ****a like that
with a vote that's pointed at yo ass

So soft a role smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a role remove
Here's a plot-point to keep yall guessin,
with a N0 death record like Bardothren's dancing

Bandwagons be the tool
Don't make me vote for the motha ****in Fool
Me and Weiss can go toe to toe, no maybes
I'm kickin snails from the game daily
warnings weekly, monthly, yearly,
till them dumb GMs see clearly
that I'm down with the capital M-O-D
Sheep, ya cant **** wit me

Cause when I'm in your game, you better duck
Cause Klippy is crazy as ****
As I leave, best believe I'm RRin
but when I am revived, I'm comin straight outta UG

 

[Candy]

I can't believe I slept through this, but otter puns, ladies and gentlemen.

[13/11/2015 20:32:25] Nick Crescent: https://i.imgur.com/qX0jlFg.webm
watch it, cute cat and an oshawott :v
[13/11/2015 20:35:07 | Removed 20:35:17] Ketsueki no Ryuu: This message has been removed.
[13/11/2015 20:35:30] Nick Crescent: wat chu typed
[13/11/2015 20:35:36] Ketsueki no Ryuu: ;)
[13/11/2015 20:35:47 | Edited 20:35:58] Ketsueki no Ryuu: Something sexy about cats and otters
[13/11/2015 20:36:22] Nick Crescent: he was like 'can u plz not' to the otter lol
[13/11/2015 20:50:04] Weiss: Unotterized discussion
[13/11/2015 20:50:18] Nick Crescent: HAHAHA
[13/11/2015 20:50:21] Nick Crescent: HAHAHAHAHA
[13/11/2015 20:50:25] Nick Crescent: NOOO
[13/11/2015 20:50:59] Weiss: I'm otterly bemused by your reaction
[13/11/2015 20:51:16] Yukari: okay
[13/11/2015 20:51:20] Yukari: I like that
[13/11/2015 20:54:03] Weiss: Do you want anotter pun?
[13/11/2015 20:55:35] Ketsueki no Ryuu: Omg that was amazing, hats off Weiss
[13/11/2015 20:55:45] Ketsueki no Ryuu: (clap)
[13/11/2015 20:55:55] Weiss: You otter be applauding my efforts
[13/11/2015 20:56:05] Ketsueki no Ryuu: Oh lord
[13/11/2015 20:56:37] Foxrally: You gotter run out of puns at some point
[13/11/2015 20:57:01] Weiss: What if I say I'm not like the otters
[13/11/2015 20:57:29] Yukari: I love this
[13/11/2015 20:57:31] Nick Crescent: I tigress from your otterly punny word
[13/11/2015 20:58:12] Ketsueki no Ryuu: This is amazing
[13/11/2015 20:58:14] Weiss: You otter be ashamed of yourself!
[13/11/2015 20:58:42] Weiss: Get otter here
[13/11/2015 20:58:45] Ketsueki no Ryuu: You made that pun already xD
[13/11/2015 20:58:46] Foxrally: I'd make anotter pun but I'm not bottered to
[13/11/2015 20:58:58] Ketsueki no Ryuu: Stop, goodness me
[13/11/2015 20:59:00] Foxrally: but fo real I'm done
[13/11/2015 20:59:07] Weiss: Calm down. Play some grand theft otter or smth
[13/11/2015 20:59:35] Weiss: Go outside and find your significant otter
[13/11/2015 20:59:55] Foxrally: just hope they're hotter than weiss
[13/11/2015 21:00:02] Foxrally: wait **** that makes sense tho
[13/11/2015 21:00:04] Nick Crescent: lololo
[13/11/2015 21:00:40] Weiss: you need some kelp with making otter puns Fox

 

[Salzorrah]

dat burn

 

[Sun]

[11:47:51 PM] Ice Goddess: Penice
[11:48:01 PM] Alex K: o_O
[11:48:08 PM] Alex K: Weiss
[11:48:09 PM] Alex K: You ded
[11:48:25 PM] Ice Goddess: No I'm alive
[11:49:44 PM] Alex K: You are indeed not
[11:50:11 PM] Ice Goddess: My mortality should be of no concern to the pressing matter at hand
[11:51:02 PM] Alex K: What matter is that?
[11:51:11 PM] Gimmepie: the matter of pressing
[11:51:13 PM] Gimmepie: duh
[11:51:15 PM] Ice Goddess: Penice
[11:51:58 PM] Alex K: Dangit Pie no one asked you
[11:52:05 PM] Sun: lol
[11:52:43 PM] Sun: -expects this convo to be posted on PC-
[11:53:00 PM] Ice Goddess: oh good heavens
[11:53:04 PM] Ice Goddess: add this then:
[11:53:07 PM] Ice Goddess: Watch RWBY
[11:53:18 PM] Alex K: (facepalm)
[11:53:26 PM] Sun: mang advertising ain't allowed :v
[11:53:37 PM] Ice Goddess: fine
[11:53:42 PM] Sun: edits it to 'Play RBY' :v
[11:53:49 PM] Ice Goddess: Watch RWBY or else you will be killed
[11:53:53 PM] Alex K: On 3DS in February
[11:53:59 PM] Alex K: :D
[11:54:37 PM] Ice Goddess: Boring
[11:55:12 PM] Sun: Alex, your gen is under attack! :v
[11:55:20 PM] Alex K: (angry)
[11:55:41 PM] Alex K: Those games started it all
[11:55:46 PM] Alex K: Without them you wouldn't be here
[11:55:48 PM] Alex K: End of story
[11:56:02 PM] Gimmepie: actually bug-catching started it all
[11:56:12 PM] Alex K: Dangit Pie no one asked you
[11:56:25 PM] Ice Goddess: RBY needs more White
[11:56:27 PM] Gimmepie: xD
[11:56:29 PM] Ice Goddess: RWBY

Bonus

[1:00:13 PM] Alex K: https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/8998984
[1:00:55 PM] Alex K: Now that that's done, I'm heading to bed
[1:01:02 PM] Alex K: G'night everyone!
[1:01:04 PM] Gimmepie: night Alex
[1:01:05 PM] Sun: Night,boss~
[1:01:25 PM] Alex K: Dangit Pie no one asked you
[1:01:33 PM] Alex K: :P :D


Remember, no one asked... XD

 

[gimmepie]

You know, we might get salty sometimes but conversations like this prove that we're all awesome... and batshit insane conspiracy theorists.

Spoiler:

also included somewhat

 

[JaDe.X105]

nsfw Fletch will:

Spoiler:

As read from the last will of Fletch: HOE HOE HOE ITS DICKVEMBER AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ITS TIME TO GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE ON DICK

 

[Salzorrah]

[2:11:57 PM] Lost Heart: I wanted to get MOM naked

no context needed, it happened.

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

Now, in the MOMA ...

Teddiursa, by GreyBidoof

Rhyperior, by jdthebud

and, be sure to stay around for the world premier of a new Pokemon ...

Spoiler:

​

 

[Salzorrah]

Okay, we've played double guisers on EM, Sanguine was guiser, did not know how to guise, killed me, forgot to guise as me, so I died, and she was kicked. And then DAY ONE ensued...

A loud voice was heard during the night: "Curses! muhsangtho woke me from my slumber!"
therogueofheart, the loudmouth, was never seen again.

...

Omicron: did renee dc or something
Slate: i think she didnt know waht o do?
gimmepie: we forgot to tell her how
Gunner: IM LEGIT SALTY RIGHT NOW

...

gimmepie: she probably vegged
gimmepie: because she had no idea what was going on
Omicron: ok, gunner
Klippy: So...how's that work for the second guiser? lol
Omicron: who are you hiding as
Gunner: LEGIT SALTY

...

Gunner: IM HIDING
Melody: if I were gunner
Gunner: HIDING IN THE FUCKING CHAT
Kiyo: That makes sense
Melody: I'd probably hide as someone I know closely
Slate: very close
Melody: like as omi
Melody: ahem
Slate: who's been with him
Klippy: It's Melody or Kiyo
Omicron: I'm not gunner
Melody: is me desu
gimmepie: 5/7 best argument
Omicron: fos on melody
Slate: wait who was with gunner when the mafia subforum started?
Kiyo: what
Melody: with omi
Omicron: a lot of us, sl8
gimmepie: ^
Slate: i mean who was she closest too then
Kiyo: Melody where were you on the day of today
gimmepie: None of us were particularly close

...

Klippy: Wait
Omicron: time to get meta
Klippy: omg
Klippy: I know how to lure her out
gimmepie: no meta
gimmepie: meta is bad
Melody: sleeping that's where
Kiyo: do it
Klippy: Guys
Gunner: OMG
Gunner: KLIPPY
Omicron: klippy
Gunner: PLS
Klippy: Who is the best game master in UG? Me right? Gunner is bad.
Slate: What's the plan?
Gunner: WTF NO YOU ARENT
Kiyo: Gunner is just terrible.
Omicron: gunner sucks
Gunner: OMG
gimmepie: Yeah Gunner's shit
Melody: omg yes klippy best gm
Gunner: FUCK YOU GUYS
Gunner: FUCK YOU GUYS
Slate: idk what that even is?
Gunner: :(
Klippy: What's Gunner's worst game, guys?
Gunner: omg
gimmepie: Klippy ftw
Gunner: ;~;
Kiyo: Fangirl
Melody: had to be fangirl
Kiyo: And all of the Supporters
Gunner: wtf why would you do this to me
gimmepie: Wait, we're just picking one?
Omicron: supps 4
Slate: Wait i know
Slate: ugh
Melody: died too early
Kiyo: Basically every one
Slate: what was it again
Gunner: omg
Slate: what was that thing she likes so much
Gunner: legit salting this game
Kiyo: I bet Hater is gonna be shit too
gimmepie: they were so bad Slate can't even remember any
Klippy: ^
Melody: why would they kill sailor moon ;~;
Gunner: wow why
Gunner: WHY
Omicron: homestuck, slate
Gunner: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
Klippy: It'll suck when she realizes this is the truth
Gunner: ;~;
Slate: yes
Slate: HEY GUNNER
Klippy: and not jokes
Slate: HOMESTUCK SUCKS BALLS
Slate: :))
Gunner: KLIPPY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
Gunner: ;~;
Slate: ok im out of ideas
Kiyo: Gunner's ships are completely inaccurate because she is incapable of love
Kiyo: ... too much?
Omicron: nepeta sucks
Melody: nah
gimmepie: but Kiyo
Klippy: no, just right
Slate: Gunner, I hated your ship with me
Gunner: ok wow kiyo
Melody: she never ships
gimmepie: she loves herself
Gunner: </3
Omicron: melody, what
Gunner: wooooooooooooooooooooooow
Gunner: :(
Melody: she calls her self the queen of shipping but I'm the one doing all the shipping
Slate: she always ships
Gunner: ;~;

why would you do this to me :(

legit mean, legit salty, and on valentines day too :(

#sadlyf

 

[Klippy]

Okay, we've played double guisers on EM, Sanguine was guiser, did not know how to guise, killed me, forgot to guise as me, so I died, and she was kicked. And then DAY ONE ensued...

why would you do this to me :(

legit mean, legit salty, and on valentines day too :(

#sadlyf

Sorry bae. I luh you. <3