time for cannibalism

[Her]

you are being forced to eat human flesh. gun to the head, loved ones held hostage, whatever. you cannot escape this scenario - no one is going to save you, you cannot kick the legs of your captor and grab their gun and put some lead in their skull. it's not happening. you're only leaving once you've eaten some human. you do not know the body laid out in front of you, there is no relation to you whatsoever. which part of the body do you choose and why? you are allowed to cook said part and use seasoning.
for the sake of decency (as far as cannibalism goes), no reference to genitalia.

 

[Her]

 

[Jay]

 

[Nah]

I guess it might not be so bad if we can cook and season it, we're being forced to do it anyway

probably like an arm or a leg or something, without the hands or feet though

do we also get to know who's body it is afterwards or no?

 

[moon]

Butt. Hey, if ham is good, humanham is probably good too!

Which part of the head though?

 

[Corrin]

An arm? Seems safest.

 

[Grey Wind]

I guess like a finger? Since it's probably one of the smallest parts of the body. If size is irrelevant to what we're eating then maybe like... the thigh, because that's probably the meatiest and the most likely to taste normal.

Ew I hate thinking about this. Why did I click on this thread

 

[Aisu]

I'd throw some BBQ sauce on the ribs - how different can they be?

 

[Winter]

Probably the torso.

 

[gimmepie]

A thigh, that seems like a good bit for a place to find a lot of actual meat. Cook it up with some garlic, chili and salt and pepper. Sounds pretty good tbh.

 

[Bellsprout]

LOL I have already thought about this. I'm going for the thighs with no hesitation. They're pretty meaty on anyone, there's not much cleaning I would have to do since there aren't any organs in there. I'd probably keep it simple just some salt and pepper and bbq sauce. They say human is pretty close to pork so it would be wonderful slow cooked.

 

[Esper]

Can I drink the blood? Does that count as eating part of the body? I find this the least distasteful way of "eating" since, technically, someone can survive and recover from losing blood. Even if they're already dead it seems better to me.

 

[Del]

Which part of the body do you choose and why?

From what I heard directly from Issei Sagawa, Boobs are so sweet, I would go for them! LMAO

 

[Her]

From what I heard directly from Issei Sagawa, Boobs are so sweet, I would go for them! LMAO

this quoting/forced social interaction competition is going to get real old real soon

 

[Del]

this quoting/forced social interaction competition is going to get real old real soon

What would you choose?

 

[Altairis]

this is the weirdest thread

 

[Sirfetch’d]

Probably the shoulder maybe? If the person was muscular there might be some good meat there idk.