using your phone while on the toilet

[Her]

do you do it?

be honest.

 

[Sirfetch’d]

if you say no to this you are lying

 

[Her]

perjure yourself over scrolling though discord while taking a shite

i dare you

 

[Tsutarja]

no

ok maybe

 

[Caite-chan]

Of course all the time...lol.

 

[Reading Blade]

No, Never that just disgusting, Im too OCD for my phone to get like that.

 

[Alex]

every day without fail

 

[Cay]

what else would i do ?? be alone w my thoughts ????

 

[professor plum]

what else would i do ?? be alone w my thoughts ????

big mood

it's just weird if i don't.

 

[moon]

What cay said

 

[Homeskulled Kid]

 

[Her]

i shit with pride

 

[gimmepie]

I have but I don't make a habit of it.

 

[forg]

Sometimes I do sometimes I don't.

If I know I'm going to be there for the long haul, my handy dandy phone is summoned.

 

[Palamon]

Of course not????? Why the fuck would I do that? I don't want to get bathroom germs on my phone???? That's rancid, oh my god.

 

[Homeskulled Kid]

Of course not????? Why the psyduck would I do that? I don't want to get bathroom germs on my phone???? That's rancid, oh my god.

Great minds think alike.

I mean, if digestive antics take such a toll on our crammed lives, perhaps we should just live in the bathroom. Send out for takeaway. Have a few sandwiches and watch some Netflix while our bodily functions do what bodily functions do. Do a few pull-ups on the shower rod to cancel out the Chinese food and then bam, back on the toilet seat for the next episode of Stranger Things. The ultimate schedule and abode.

 

[Alex]

it's not like I shit all over my hands and text people, guys, come on now

 

[Homeskulled Kid]

...are some of you guys serious? all well and good if you don't, but the way some are responding? making it out to be like you're sitting there browsing twitter as you're wiping your ass with your bare hands.

go in. pull down your pants. sit down. take out your phone. put your phone away when you're done. clean. leave.

It is of my old-fashioned opinion that things should be kept separate. The bed is for sleeping, the kitchen for preparing food, the outside for roughhousing and the bathroom for hygiene and whatnot. When integration occurs, the whole system comes crashing down and suddenly the apocalypse arrives early.

Besides, with stuff like bathing and all, ahem, that, it's a time for deep thought and meditation - not replying to girlfriends and playing Candy Crush.

I guess what disturbs me most is that so many people find it difficult to put down their phone and just think - that they have to be entertained for every moment of every day, or have to be indulging in some activity. Life is its own activity. And yes, its a shame that discharging waste from bodies doesn't come with disco lights and a cabaret act, but not everything is meant to be interesting. In moments of boredom and the like, we have to think. Thinking is what makes the world go around, and the people who don't are the ones that make it stop.

Another fact of life is that there is always somebody to provide the diatribe, and that just happens to be me.

 

[Corrin]

I don't actually, I'm afraid the government or whomever will watch me while I do my business.

 

[tokyodrift]

doing it as we speak
no shame tbh