Out-of-context quotes

[StCooler]

"I'm not an Eskimo, I'm a Viking!"

Spoiler:

Source:

 

[Duck]

"Anti Imperialist & Pro MSG"

 

[ReKoil]

"They told me I couldn't, that's why I did."

 

[Duck]

"The trainee is tripping mushrooms and sees nonexistent cars appearing from nowhere"

 

[ReKoil]

"Where's your will to be weird?"

 

[StCooler]

"Jiujitsu is basically the same thing as yoga, except there is more choking involved."
Source.

 

[RadEmpoleon]

"What the cell?"

 

[ReKoil]

"Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?"

 

[Arcaneum]

"Oh yeah, Meg- WAIT NO NOT MEG"

 

[Starlight]

"Go with the speed of cabbage!"

 

[ReKoil]

"It's weird that apples bruise like humans. I'm glad they don't scream when you bite into them."

 

[Duck]

"Pineapples are fruits that try to eat you back."

 

[Starlight]

"Some say he can swim 7 lengths underwater, and he has webbed buttocks"

 

[ReKoil]

"I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences." 😂

 

[Duck]

Here's one with a little context because that makes it even weirder

"All knowledge is based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?"
- Mickey Mouse

 

[Mahian23]

"Tatakae"
- Eren Yeager

 

[ReKoil]

"We look at each other with shy relief. It's the look two odd socks give when they recognise each other in the wild."

 

[Duck]

"This would be the one time you could compare YuGiOh GX with Schindler's List"

 

[RadEmpoleon]

"Just as I thought. Trash."

 

[Roni]

"You haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football"