Superpowers... with a flaw!

[Megan]

You can, but you can't control what you get.

I want super healing power!

 

[Starlight]

Granted but it only works on me! Mwahahahaha!

Gimme the power to know the weight of objects without scales.

 

[Duck]

Granted. It's accurate to only about half a kg or so.

I want the power of teleportation

 

[Starlight]

Granted but it only works one way!

I would like the power to summon objects.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but those objects become sentient and you now have a Toy Story situation in your home.

I wish my glasses would stop fogging

 

[Duck]

Granted, they're completely black and opaque. Can't fog anymore.

I wish I had the power to delete other people's Tweets

 

[Starlight]

I wish you had that power too tbh

Granted, but you get drunk with power and only delete good ones. Twitter sinks further into despair...

I wish I had super strength!

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Granted, but your Strength can only push away inconvenient boulders and nothing else!

I wish I had the power to dream whatever I wanted when I fall asleep!

 

[Duck]

Granted, but you can't remember any of it as soon as you wake up

I wish I had the power to make free cookies

 

[ReKoil]

You have it... the cookies you make are given to everyone, free of charge.

I now have the power to stand before big groups of people and not get nervous.

 

[Starlight]

Granted, but you now need a big group at all times to feel comfortable. I hope you have room for 10,000 in your house.

I would like the power to walk on water

 

[Aquacorde]

Go for it! However, if you stop walking, you'll sink.

I want the power to make and manipulate clouds.

 

[Oskeo]

Clouds you interact with gain personalities, and you hear them distress if they are scattered or mixed together!

I want necromancy, of course.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but now the world becomes a zombie movie!

I want the power to keep my glasses clean at all times.

 

[ReKoil]

They're clean all right, and somehow always stay that way no matter what you put into them. You did mean the glasses you use for drinking, right?

I want the power to foretell natural disasters.

 

[Aquacorde]

Ah, and inevitably you become Cassandra- nobody will believe your predictions.

I wish to be able to change the color of anything with just a touch!

 

[Devalue]

Okay. Only works when you touch it with your tongue. Changes just the spots your tongue hits, of course.

Wishes for the power to stop natural disasters. (Wrote this before seeing ReKoil's, coincidentally.)

 

[Eleanor]

Granted, but you will also feel them happening at any time, no matter where they take place. Get ready for a busy life with all this global warming :')

I wish for my brain to always work as best as it can, you know ♥

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted but you are just a walking brain now, like this.



I wish for the power to summon benevolent dragons.

 

[Devalue]

Okay. Summons a pack of twenty friendly Komodo Dragons at a time. Tends not to obey. Tears through the local fauna population.

Wishes for the power to make plants grow instantly.