Your post count opens a rift

[Zeostar]

You gain a bunch of clones of yourself, equal to your current post count.

How many self clones are you now in charge of, and what kind of things are the clones going to do?

 

[Taro Tanaka]

Me and my 75 brethren are gonna march over to the nearest Stripes convenience store and take all of their stuff without paying as they just sit there all confused.

 

[colours]

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what would you do with over 30K clones of yourself???

 

[Fleurdelis]

5K+ Shun's... TO WAR

 

[spottedfirestar]

Me and my 39 (Or now 40, considering this post?) clones would probably have wayyy too much time on our hands...but I'd also be able to get an absolute buttload of schoolwork done, hrmmmm...

 

[colours]

5K+ Shun's... TO WAR

all defeated by shoving them into a toy train section of a supermarket

 

[Fleurdelis]

all defeated by shoving them into a toy train section of a supermarket

WE SHALL OVERCOME OUR MORTAL ENEMIES, TOGETHER WE ARE STRONG

 

[Tsutarja]

oh shit OH FUCK

 

[Ivysaur]

Run for office. I'd be 50% of the way to getting a seat in the city council just with my own votes.

Hell, I'm thinking too small. Our current prime minister won his primary with 74,000 votes. I could probably aim for something bigger than councilman.

 

[Starlight]

Me and my 6,666 minions shall rise up and take the earth 😈

 

[jaggybeanz]

Well, it's just me and my 226 clones

Spoiler:

We shall hack the nuclear arsenal of all countries and launch all nuclear weapons to the sun.
Then, in a denuclearized world, we will sabotage and disassemble all existing armies until I and my Foundation (and also the followers we would made along the way) remain as the sole army and ruling power over the world :P

 

[Palamon]

6,201 clones is 6,200 too many.

 

[Fairy]

Have all of my clones use this PC account to make more posts and therefore more clones and have the MOST VPPS EVER

 

[Zeostar]

I need to stop being so lazy and actually read the VPP stuff. It looks interesting but I just close it off 20 seconds later.

 

[Roni]

Have all of my clones use this PC account to make more posts and therefore more clones and have the MOST VPPS EVER

first things first i'll get my 11,531 clones (with 100+ new ones coming in everyday) to make sure Fairy never achieves this :3

then i'd flood the graphic design job market or something lol

 

[Izanagee2005]

My 1262 clones and I will do the same thing Fairy planned to do and raise my VPPs faster muahahahaha

 

[Megan]

"Breaking news: over 3000 clone bodies found downtown in front of a store! According to locals these people were going around in circles for a long time. When they where finally approached and asked what they where doing, all they said was that they were looking for a store to buy food. When they were told where the next store was they just looked puzzled and continued erring around. Autopsy confirms that they died of starvation. Investigations still continue!"

 

[Starlight]

My clones have matured, and taking the earth is no longer their primary objective.

They now dedicate themselves to finding a cure for the forces of Roni, which are multiplying so fast, they've been declared a pandemic...

 

[Cherrim]

what would you do with over 30K clones of yourself???

I could fan translate entire JRPGs by myself with those numbers and each one of me would barely have to do anything. A few lines each, all in a consistent voice? The dream!

 

[Setsuna]

I... kinda just think that'd be sorta hell-ish, haha. A thousand or more of me? I don't really do a whole lot but we'd probably have to co-exist in the same space, and I'd have to look at myself all day and it'd be... super weird...