your current battery percentage determines how you die

[Sirfetch’d]

0%-20%: skydiving accident

21%-40%: you drown during a beach vacation

41%-60%: peacefully in your sleep at the age of 96

61%-80%: you are the first to go in a zombie apocalypse

81%-100%: someone undercooked your chicken

 

[mishy.]

93% I am never eating Chicken again.

 

[EmTheGhost]

49% - yay!
(...If you don't get 61%-80%, does that mean you survive the zombie apocalypse, or you don't live to see it??)

 

[Sheep]

89, just went to 90% because I started charging my phone

81%-100%: someone undercooked your chicken

Uh....mega ew. :<

 

[colours]

92%

i dont eat chicken often anyway so im good

 

[gimmepie]

Chicken it is
rip

 

[Tsutarja]

78%
yeah no

 

[Her]

43%....

Can you wait a couple of minutes while I turn on the torch

 

[professor plum]

65%.
Well if I become a zombie, that's pretty cool. If not, at least I don't have to worry about trying to survive the zombie apocalypse

 

[tokyodrift]

53%

i will live a long life. not even mad. i want to go in my sleep anyway when the time comes.

 

[Fleurdelis]

1% = skydiving accident

oh no

 

[Bay]

81%
Welp, not letting anyone else cook my chicken!

 

[VisionofMilotic]

50%

Nice!!

41%-60%= I'm gonna die an old, old lady warm in her bed.

 

[Nah]

42%

 

[Corrin]

39
Oh that's painful, i heard drowning is one of the worst ways to go

 

[Sylphiel]

Still 100% since I forgot to unplug my phone before and

oh no

I already eat a bunch of chicken, this is ominous.

 

[moon]

41%-60%: peacefully in your sleep at the age of 96

Aww can i pls last til 104? But if not I guess this is ok :3 it's at 55 % rn haha

 

[bobandbill]

57% See you guys at my 96th bday party!

 

[FlameChrome]

phone: skydiving
laptop: drowning
tablet: zombies

 

[Cherrim]

77%, first to go in a zombie apocalypse.

Good. I don't want to survive if society's going to hell. If I can't have internet access, give me a quick death.